The Cave of Morpheus

Version 3.90
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"So, it, like, always starts the same way. There's this bright sunlight pouring through the window, and I'm lying in my bed in Ionesco Hall, wide awake, but I can't get up! And the alarm clock is ringing...louder and louder...like thunder...horrible...

At the Bottom of the Stairwell
An open  doorway here leads north in the direction of the courtyard. The door has apparently been removed. Some fellow inhabitant has puked on the tiles at the bottom of the stairs. Walking through this slippery little deposit does not add to the charm of my situation.  

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