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Introduction
The news, when it came, did so as something of a shock.
"Explode?" said Barney. "As in… blow up, you mean?"
Doctor Grim (whom many of his patients referred to as Grim Reaper although Barney was sure that was just a coincidence) nodded as he lit up a pipe and filled the office with clouds of thick, pungent smoke.
"Explode indeed. It's a rare condition known quite simply as Bollockus Explodingus - or Exploding Bollocks in layman's terms. Supposedly less than 0.0000000000000000001% of the world's population suffer with it but that 0.0000000000000000001% who do suffer from it quickly come to people's attention."
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