Escape from Insanity
Version 3.90
Welcome to New Hazefield Institution.
That's what the sign said when I first got here. The place seemed nice enough. It had a roof, wasn't on fire, and actually had a bathroom. Much nicer than the craphole I was living in. But what they didn't tell me, was that it was an insane asylum. Just because I called the movie Kangaroo Jack "A hopping good time!", I was sent here for life...
But they locked up the wrong wino, because I'm not going down without a fight. They may lock me up in a padded cell, they may crush my spirits with some sort of meal they call "Crudsticks", but they can never hold me back, because I'm going to escape, and I'm going to become a rich oil tycoon! Nah...I think I'll just escape.