...from the Files of Sigmund Praxis, Guerrilla Therapist
Version 3.90
...one moment please...
...the Doctor will be with you shortly...
In the Bathroom
There, that's better. Nothing like a good, hearty primal scream to start the day. You smile at the mirror in your office bathroom, straighten your tie and don your sharpest pair of gold cufflinks, and call out to the intercom in a refreshed and confident voice, "Miss Watson, you may send in the next patient as soon as she arrives."