The cave crawls you played on your computer never ended like this. All your gold coins and precious gems and magic potions, amulets and scrolls, gone. Or rather piled in a corner, out of your reach. Even your trusty lantern, wrenched from your hands. Hell, you don't even have the clothes you wore into the caverns. You're chained to the wall, stark naked. How were you supposed to know the cave belonged to someone? You'd think a Goblin Queen could find a better warehouse. Certainly a less drafty one.
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